1

Tilda Rice

For sophisticated slobs

2

Comi-con

A place where virgins are cool

3

John west tuna

There’s always john west in the cupboard

4

Ryanair

When you spend more in the airport than on the flight

5

London Underground

Providing intimacy at rush hour, for those that need it

6

Lysterine

A Listerine diet is great for weight loss

7

Photoshop

Go from a 6 out of 10 to a 8 out of 10

8

Kindle

Read the book you want to read

9

Xbox

Put life on pause

10

Waitrose

Out of quinoa by 9am